These days, I can’t wait to get to the bar. Once an addict, always an addict. In fact, most days, you’ll see me sprinting across the embarcadero square to get there by 7:15am. Only 10 more hours to go until my next hit, 8 of which I hope to be asleep…
Luckily, I’m still sober.
saddle up
It is true, I’ve given up my old bar stool for 50 minutes of thigh burning, calf squealing, lifts, tucks and squeezing 5 times a week. I’ve gone to 16 classes over the past 3 weeks and I’m 100% addicted. I’ve even convinced our in house attorney to negotiate a corporate rate (still in process).
WARNING: Possible withdrawal symptom may include accusations from your husband describing you as “cranky”. Such symptoms are normal after 48 hours away from the bar. Pedicures, shopping at Lulu Lemon and green tea lattes may help.